Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Practical Things

It has been awhile since I made an entry. So this is overdue.....





AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES




  • Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop.

  • Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

  • For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

  • A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

  • If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be afraid to cough.You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

  • Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

  • If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.



Daily Thought:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES; NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

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